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Whatever and ever... amen.

Yeah, it's been awhile since I've written anything coherant in here... but I'm not going to record any of my thoughts from the past while just yet because I have found a genius peice of literature... from my favorite people at Rum and Monkey. It's completely brilliant...

Apparently we're attacking the people of Iraq in order to stop Saddam from attacking the people of Iraq, which is a genius piece of logic.

I have been arguing profusely with my parents over the past couple of days reguarding the war. I even influenced my mother, which was quite unexpected, although she still has an annoyingly and absurdly large amount of nationalism. This article was very refreshing and uplifting after the many calmunies i've been facing for my views...well, it was a ray of sunshine after a hurricane. :)

<a=href="http://rumandmonkey.com/articles/article.php?read=107"> Also... Britain is not America's poodle...</a>



Which Latter-Day Glendinningite are you?
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hahaha.... i'm dating owen... he's an attractive character. who likes w's and creates loud renditions of radiohead music... sounds like someone else i know....hmm.



ahh... how i do enjoy the word copious...


Are you damned?
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Though you are leaving this life in God's grace, you haven't quite been able to stop youself from sinning. Our God is an angry God, and requires that you serve your time in limbo before you pass through the pearly gates. Some theologians believe that while you are resting here you won't know that eventually you will reach heaven, causing terrible doubts and hopeless speculation. Good luck.

good thing I dont believe in purgatory. lutheranism is great.



"I was just oot to have fun." ... you should check out that article if you're on the Rum & Monkey site...which you should be by now. I know you're enticed. Either way, its under headlines, a couple of short articles down.


Which Famous Homosexual are you?
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boredom is definitely setting in... as well as another migrane. but this site is too amusing. and i just realized, wow am i ever advertising(to whom? this is my fucking journal!!!).(oh well)it wasn't intentional, i assure you(whoever the hell you are).

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<font color=#3399cc><small><center> Yeah, it's been awhile since I've written anything coherant in here... but I'm not going to record any of my thoughts from the past while just yet because I have found a genius peice of literature... from my favorite people at <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Rum and Monkey</a>. It's completely brilliant...

<a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/articles/article.php?read=126">Apparently we're attacking the people of Iraq in order to stop Saddam from attacking the people of Iraq, which is a genius piece of logic.</a>

I have been arguing profusely with my parents over the past couple of days reguarding the war. I even influenced my mother, which was quite unexpected, although she still has an annoyingly and absurdly large amount of nationalism. This article was very refreshing and uplifting after the many calmunies i've been facing for my views...well, it was a ray of sunshine after a hurricane. :)

<a=href="http://rumandmonkey.com/articles/article.php?read=107"> Also... Britain is not America's poodle...</a></font color><font color="white">

<a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/glendinning2/"><img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/glendinning2/hannah.jpg" title="Hannah: I've never seen a fruit fly, but I'm sure they do." border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/glendinning2/">Which Latter-Day Glendinningite are <i>you</i>?</a><br /><small>Brought to you by <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Rum and Monkey</a>

hahaha.... i'm dating owen... he's an attractive character. who likes w's and creates loud renditions of radiohead music... sounds like someone else i know....hmm.

<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/peeg/cartoons/2003-03-09.png"></img>

ahh... how i do enjoy the word copious...

<a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/damned/"><img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/damned/purgatory.jpg" title="Purgatory" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/damned/">Are <i>you</i> damned?</a><br /><small>Brought to you by <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Rum and Monkey</a></small><br /><br />Though you are leaving this life in God's grace, you haven't quite been able to stop youself from sinning. Our God is an angry God, and requires that you serve your time in limbo before you pass through the pearly gates. Some theologians believe that while you are resting here you won't know that eventually you will reach heaven, causing terrible doubts and hopeless speculation. Good luck.

good thing I dont believe in purgatory. lutheranism is great.

<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/peeg/cartoons/2003-03-08.png"></img>

"I was just oot to have fun." ... you should check out that article if you're on the <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Rum & Monkey</a> site...which you should be by now. I know you're enticed. Either way, its under headlines, a couple of short articles down.

<a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/homosexual/"><img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/homosexual/mychaljudge.jpg" title="Hero. Role model. Gay as houses." alt="" border="0"></a><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/homosexual/">Which Famous Homosexual are <i>you</i>?</a><br /><small>Brought to you by <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Rum and Monkey</a></small>

boredom is definitely setting in... as well as another migrane. but this site is too amusing. and i just realized, wow am i ever advertising(to whom? this is <b><u><i>my</i></u></b> fucking journal!!!).(oh well)it wasn't intentional, i assure you(whoever the hell you are).

<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/peeg/cartoons/2003-03-07.png></img>
or maybe because they just do?

<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/dumb/cretinous.jpg" title="You couldn't make me up." alt=""></imb><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/dumb/">How dumb are <i>you</i>?</a>

apparently, i'm too smart and i know it. hah... after taking this quiz several times out of searching for interesting graphics... i stumbled upon a very enjoyable graphic that I plan on using, and no doubt, overusing. I need to remember this thing. and no doubt use the schools ink to print it off millions of times.

<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/dumb/teehee.gif" title="Like, I'm so cool!" alt="" /></img>
classic.

however... this one... hilarious. not just cute, not just mildly entertaining... genius... and hilarious. i'm still laughing.

<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/dumb/dumberthanron.jpg" title="My brain is somewhere inside this football." alt="" /><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/dumb/">

Good God, you're actually dumber than Ronald Reagan.

Don't get me wrong here; we wouldn't want to make fun of an Alzheimer's victim. But even before his brain started wasting away like so much old newspaper, he was never entirely on the right side of fuckwitdom.

"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do," he famously once said. "Facts are stupid things," was another fine quote by the twice-elected president. He was a man of intelligence and virtue, if ignorance is clever and evil is virtuous.</a>

<font color="white">Niiice. also... i am thoroughly enjoying the little sentences and coomments that i find when i leave my mouse over the graphics. I am so easily amused it's disgusting. However, I could kill you with my everpresent wit.

<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/celebrity/british/annerobinson.jpg" width="300" height="150" title="I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY EYES" /><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/celebrity/">Which Annoying B-list Celebrity Are <i>You</i>?</a>

hours of quality entertainment. intellectual refreshment, and at the same time... i can numb my brain to sleep with all of the mindless quizes... such a wonderfully effective waste of my time. However, this is hella long. I'm going to sleep.

<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/peeg/cartoons/2003-03-01.png"></img>
and i wont tomorrow...

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