YEAH. THAT'S WHO. fjdklasfjsdkl;afjls;aufajkl;!!
I was running late for work. I had to get gas. So, I tried to cobble a diet-friendly lunch out of whatever I could find at the gas station. Turkey wrap, yogurt, banana. Seems good, yes? Unfortunately for me, I didn't notice that I had grabbed the Yoplait light until I opened it and thought to myself, "Man, that smells sweeter than ice cream."
I took one bite and I can't even bring myself to finish this. I'm not even joking when I say that this yogurt tastes like Kool Aid. It is so far over the top in sweetness. There are a whopping 14 grams of sugars in this 6 oz cup. That means the composition of this dairy product is 8 percent sugar. As if that weren't enough, they added some carcinogenic sweetener for an extra kick in the cavities.
Light. Fat free. With 20 percent of your calcium and vitamin C. You would think that would mean healthy, and you would be all kinds of wrong. Michael Pollan would you in the shins, and you would deserve it. I wouldn't go so far as to say it's the absolute worst 100 calories you could consume, but why would you want to? Blech.