Thesaurus Rex (virtuistic) wrote,
Thesaurus Rex

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And the shoes are where exactly?

You know you're drunk when you look at your socks and think, "where the f did my leg warmers go? Did they fall off in the car?"

...even though you just took them off five minutes ago but got distracted by the internet and forgot about it, and even though you know they would never fit over the ginormous skate shoes you were wearing.

Yep. Drunky McDrunkerson reporting for duty.

In case you're wondering, that respective duty is called "sleep."

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