1. Go to your calendar and find the first entry for each month of 2008.
2. Post the first line of it in your journal, and that's your year in review.
January: So now seems like a fine time to revel in the fact that, this year, I am a journalist.
February: Chick flicks are complete, absolute, and utter bullshit. That is all.
March: I think the new plan is to make out with Mike.
April: Notice: I have a brand new boyfriend! I am not a moron. His name is Mike. And we like him. Yes, yes we do.
May: Woo! I'll be leaving for Chicago in 30 min y'all! I'm so excited I can't even put it into words.
June: Barack Obama has enough delegates to clinch Democratic presidential nomination, CNN projects.
July: Here is a true statement I never thought I'd make: I am judging the Emmy's today.
August: Whitewater Camping Review: There were plenty of good times had by all despite the fact that I totally forgot my explosives.
September: I am wearing my skinny jeans on bloaty PMS day! Take that, bitches!
October: I just wanted to ask, are you aware than in 30 days Sarah Palin may be next in line to the throne?
November: NOTICE: If you are able but for some horseshit reason decide not to vote, I am not friends with you anymore.
December: I just need a break from the circuited world for awhile.
You know, it's been a pretty great year overall.