So many things have happened in my absence! LJ is aflame with hatred for the new info layout, half of my f-list is shamelessly fangirling over a mixture of Twilight and Quantum of Solace, and there is SO much FUG going on I can't even believe it -- although, I did know it would keep coming in buckets from Katy Perry. Good Lord I want her to get in some horrific accident that permanently removes her from the public eye.
That being said, I'm back. I swear. No really.
I've thought about it, and I miss the LJ. I do not know if I'll be updating daily, but it certainly won't be this twice a month nonsense I've been rocking while getting things sorted.
So, what have I missed? How are you? Did you miss me?
I'm going to do a multi-post roundup of what's been going on, mostly because some of it needs to be filtered because I don't want to offend anyone's delicate sensibilities. Also there's a lot of it and I'm getting sleepy. Think of this post as a frenetic wave and another invitation to tell me if you want in on the sex life filter.
Okay. That'll about do it. I have a lot to write about. Also, my boob itches?
Oh, and if you need a laugh quidditchkiss almost KILLED ME DEAD with this. I may have compromised the structural integrity of my spleen.