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Nooooooooooooo!!

OMFG. I would give my left kidney for a Q-tip right now. I have an itch in my ear and it won't go away and I can't get to it and it's driving me insane!

And it keeps getting worse! Why me, O God?

Speaking of "Why God?" ...


EEEEEEEWWWWWW! I don't even know what I would do in that situation. I imagine it would follow a format similar to:

The following scenario assumes one was seated on the john when the TP was annexed by the arachnid.
  1. Scream like a horror-movie actress.
  2. Excrete some form of waste matter out of fear instead of necessity.
  3. Grab bottle of shampoo from shower tower.
  4. Attempt to smash spider, which would of course roll off the back of the TP and scuttle aggressively toward me.
  5. Leap into shower stall.
  6. Trip on downed trousers.
  7. Hit head on tub faucet.
  8. Pass out.
  9. Wake up with spider on face, having been attracted to the scent of blood.
  10. Die of fright.


Yep. That sounds about right.


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distress_bacon
Jun. 21st, 2008 01:55 pm (UTC)
What's behind the clock?
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D:
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EXTREME CLOSE-UP!
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*is dead*
virtuistic
Jun. 21st, 2008 02:17 pm (UTC)
I would totally just chuck an encyclopedia at the clock and smash it. I'm really good at chucking books at spiders... even itty bitty ones so these ones, while they would be far more disgusting, would be easier targets.

*shudder*
slowtech
Jun. 21st, 2008 04:22 pm (UTC)
oh that is NASTY. i would probs take some toxic toilet bowl cleaner and spray it with that. ewwww ahahaha
bottledglory
Jun. 21st, 2008 08:43 pm (UTC)
I would do a mix of screaming and hauling ass whether it was bucknaked or not! omfg *crazy hand flail*
promiseoftin
Jun. 23rd, 2008 08:52 pm (UTC)
sjasvgaufcvbcu SPIDERS. *dies*

One true benefit of having a male roommate: automatic spider-smasher! And we've had some gnarly ones lately. GUH. *flails*
virtuistic
Jun. 24th, 2008 01:41 pm (UTC)
I am an expert spider-killer. I normally just pitch something at them.... favorites include a shoe and a book.... and I'm really good at it.

Also... I just heard the cloverfield preview... and there are TWO 'OH MY GOD"s and it looks like the worst movie ever. [/random]
almost_without
Jun. 24th, 2008 04:38 pm (UTC)
Why do I always click? *shudder* :(
_candynsweets
Jun. 27th, 2008 10:27 pm (UTC)
You should have posted some sort of a hint like "DO not click". Oh boy that is scary! As soon as I start to scream that thing would probably jump on me.........
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