This series should be called "America Is One Big Damn Freak Show." As evidenced by the fact that Sharon Osbourn and the Hoff are still judges, as if they have any form of reasonable discernment.
Oh, and it's still hosted by Jerry Freaking Springer - who apparently brought every overly-judgmental hypocrite from his unruly audience with him.
And let us not forget that last season's winner was a dude with a plush turtle puppet. Oh the masses, they are fickle.
I do, however, love that Sharon refuses to buzz anyone out. She makes the other judges suffer through the entirety of all the truly wretched performances.