Why, you ask?
I just got bit on the nose by a fish.
We were swimming and the park poh-leece came to shoo everyone away, so we went to our normal and exceptionally clever hiding locations behind the buoys. I kept my head really low, with my nose barely above the water. I could see it was making small little ripples in the water, which I suppose must have looked like the rings a bug would make when flailing around, because a toothy fish came up and nipped my nose.
Luckily the beach-investigator was leaving because I definitely jumped and smacked the fish, which was actually pretty small. Still, I just got bit in the nose by a fish, and there's a mark.