My friggen Grandma got hit by a car while riding her bike back from doing the old ladies' hair at the nursing home. No joke. She is very bruised but they don't think anything is broken, thank God. What the hell, motorists?! Get your shit together, will you?
ETA: This is not even remotely on the same par, but livejournal isn't sending me my comment notifications and it's really putting the icing on my angstcake.