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Blech. I am sick. :( I feel like I have mucus spikes in the back of my throat, which makes my throat feel weird and my stomach feel angry. Help? I really don't wanna be sick, yo.

In other news, I spent my morning on Yahoo! Answers... and there are some really dumb people on the intarwebs, y'all. I go on there from time to time to ask for advice on fish-care1, and I return it in kind by telling everyone all I know about training dogs or any other tricks and turns I learned from being a veterinary assistant.

But people ask the stupidest questions. For example:
  1. I was walking my dog when a guy in a car rolled down his windown and yelled "Stupid b*tch." What should I do?
  2. I want a dog that costs $600.00 but my parents said no 'cause we don't have the money?
  3. My hamster?
  4. What do they have?
  5. Why dog bites and ***** don't bite explain with good suggestions?
  6. If my dog has ears does a slug have ears i think all animals have them?


You get the picture. It's almost hopeless, but I think this could be taken advantage of. If, say, you ask three incontrovertably stupid quesions in a row, we get to kill you. Clean out the gene pool. What do you think?

1 I noticed last night that Theo has white ... I guess I'd call it fuzz... growing on the very tips of his bottom fin. I've been treating his water for Ich ever since I brought him back from the pet store (which, in my opinion, you should always do unless you're buying from a really good breeder), but I'm worried it could be fungus. I was told, however, it could also just be Theo's fins growing and he doesn't seem to be in any form of distress. Anyway, I'm going to change his water today... give him a closer, cleaner, inspection and probably add some anti-fungal meds to his agua. Any betta owners have any experience with this one?

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shellizzle
Dec. 17th, 2006 07:08 pm (UTC)
hahahahaha. BEST POST EVER! I'm still laughing.

I hope your Betta is okay! I had a Betta for three years & I never had any serious problems with him, so I can't help, but Betta fish are awesome. They are so interactive. I really miss mine. &hearts
virtuistic
Dec. 18th, 2006 01:55 am (UTC)
I know. I love my betta. After Bartleby died, I'm really terrified that Theo will. And I mean... I doubt it and Bartleby's death was self-inflicted, but you know those pet stores don't take good care of the fish. They're in those tiny cups right next to each other and they're so stressed and there's poop everywhere and it's just depressing.

He seems very happy today, and I mean... there's a good chance he could just be growing and I'm being oversensitive, but it doesn't hurt. He hasn't been acting weird or rubbing up against the rocks or anything... but he's so handsome, I really don't want anything to happen to him. I'm not a fish killah.
secondstar
Dec. 17th, 2006 07:09 pm (UTC)
i hope you (and theo) feel better soon ♥
virtuistic
Dec. 18th, 2006 01:55 am (UTC)
Thanks so much, doll. *hug*

I miss you, by the by. Sorry I haven't been around much.
secondstar
Dec. 18th, 2006 02:19 am (UTC)
awww i miss you too!!!! :D
i understand that you haven't been feeling well lately. *hugs*
stillabet
Dec. 17th, 2006 11:16 pm (UTC)
That last question CRACKS me UP. :D
virtuistic
Dec. 18th, 2006 01:52 am (UTC)
I know, right? 0_o

Why even bother asking?
wackodood
Dec. 17th, 2006 11:33 pm (UTC)
I was going to crack a internet meme joke but everyone else beat me to it.
virtuistic
Dec. 18th, 2006 01:51 am (UTC)
0_o That... broke my brain. I don't even begin to understand that.
wackodood
Dec. 18th, 2006 02:09 am (UTC)


Come now... it's not that obscure.
virtuistic
Dec. 18th, 2006 03:28 am (UTC)
That's what I thought, but I didn't think anyone could be that dumb?
wackodood
Dec. 18th, 2006 03:47 am (UTC)
b-tards. sarai. lolz!
virtuistic
Dec. 18th, 2006 08:02 am (UTC)
lmfao
omgz no wai hahaha n00bs lawl
promiseoftin
Dec. 18th, 2006 12:08 am (UTC)
Hahahaha, I'd say "yes" to the stupidity mercy killing but I have been known to ask some dumb doozies before too.
virtuistic
Dec. 18th, 2006 01:49 am (UTC)
We journalists are forced to. I maintain that's not our fault.
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