We would also like to take a break to fill out this meme that I ganked from my flist together. Two heads are better than one, and all that. Prepare for wisdom beyond compare.
1. Life is... a bitch. But so are we!
2. Love is... damn complicated, but worth it. See also: irritating. [But occasionally divine: definition]
3. God is... up there, and we're pretty sure he's not happy with what humanity is accrediting to him.
Note: We like your Christ. We don't like your Christians. They are nothing like your Christ.
4. The perfect weather is... not here right now. Try back in a few months when the sun comes out again.
5. The best sport is... swimming, at night, under moonlight. What?!
8. A dream come true would be... see above.
9. Vanilla ice cream is... booooooring, like vanilla sex.
11. Guys are...stupid but delectable. Them and their stupid boy penises.
12. Girls are... complicated. And occasionally extremely irritating.
16. Money is... not in our bank accounts, but it's over-rated.
17. Beauty is... Diego Luna dancing. Actually... just dancing. Dancing is beautiful. So is art. And fine theater design. Oh, and entirely subjective.
18. Peace is... not that hard, guys. C'mon.
Note: The key: Don't be an asshole.
20. The root of all evil... We believe that perhaps evil is in fact the root of all evil. Something to do with that Satan guy.
21. The most interesting thing is... explicitly graphic.
22. Wars are started over... testosterone.
23. Life after death is... creepy yet comforting.
24. Homosexuality is... entirely natural. We wish people would accept this fact, realize that love is love, and get off their damn hetero-high horse.
24. Anger gives
27. Tears signify... sadness! What else?
28. A smile is... less of a workout for your face muscles than say, frowning.
29. Change creates... excitment and challenge.
32. Blood... is for vampires?
37. People interpret
40. Nakedness is... so. much. fun.
41. Hope... can be problematic at times.
42. Dreams give... an insight into the soul!
43. A utopian world... would probably be a lot less interesting than this one.
44. Scars signify... pain. Pain and past battles.
And now we're off to class!