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Fortune cookie...

Okay, wtf. Faith and I just got back from the Eastar Buffet a little while ago. It was alright - not spectacular. We get fortune cookies and mine says:

Special touches have been planned with you in mind.


That's dirty. And kind of creepy. It even has my lucky number right. The hell? Whoroscope has been pretty suggestive too. Um. Bzuh? Apparently when December rolls around, I (and every other Aries on the planet) become a sexpot. Who knew?

Well, moving right along... I got a new fish today! His name is Theo, and he is very young. He's very handsome, and he even has some of the same colors as Bartleby. He is by no means replacing Bartleby, but he's filling the fish-sized gap in my heart.



Welcome, Theo!
[No jumping.]


And now I go back to lusting after Diego Luna. Wut? Don't look at me like that.

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kpachayagolobka
Dec. 11th, 2006 02:20 am (UTC)
*also lusts after diego luna*
virtuistic
Dec. 11th, 2006 02:47 am (UTC)
How could you not? I just... the way that man moves his hips.
kpachayagolobka
Dec. 11th, 2006 02:50 am (UTC)
*melts a little on the inside*
bottledglory
Dec. 11th, 2006 03:15 am (UTC)
Hello Theo! this fish, may he only swim in circles. LoL
uponadream
Dec. 11th, 2006 03:52 am (UTC)
Awww, welcome Theo! Hopefully he won't jump!
jadro
Dec. 11th, 2006 04:01 am (UTC)
Aww Theo's a pretty fishy!
sarahmarie054
Dec. 12th, 2006 09:32 pm (UTC)
diego luna.
*drools*
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