Okay, I was going to look for pictures for a cap-tive segment... and I found the perfect one, omfg I can't even tell you. Luckily I saved it before Yahoo took it down and replaced it with this. 1 Write a Caption for This Picture I say: Katie Holmes, Prisoner of Xenu Actress Katie Holmes begs humanity to help her escape while the guards take a coffee break. Oh, damsel in distress, indeed. 1 This, folks, is why we upload to our own servers.