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Two things...

The first order of business will be in Big!Font 'cause it's AWESOME, and I would hate for you all to forget what a big HP fangirl I really am inside.

1st OotP Poster!

In terms of this movie, and another reason for big font:
Instead we have Michael Goldenberg, and thank the sweet baby Jesus. You have no idea how long I've wanted Kloves out of my fandom. Anyway, Goldenberg is a playwright and is also co-adapting Maurice Sendak's Where the Wild Things Are with some guy from Illinois, but I'm still SO EXCITED FOR THAT MOVIE 'cause Spike Jonze is directing it, bitches!

On the subject of directing though, I'm kind of worried about OotP because who the hell is this David Yates character? Has he seriously never directed a full-length feature before? Is this a joke? Are they kidding me? Please, someone... put my fears at rest. I don't know that I can wait until Friday for the trailer.

Second on the agenda is me sharing my lmfao @ faithlynnteh_flatmate. She just called me on her way home from work to tell me about the new Snoop Dogg song. This is funny for a couple reasons, a) she's white as sour cream and from Omaha b) it's "I'm in Love with a Stripper backlash from Snoop Dogg." Anyone who enjoys trashy hip-hop has heard the song I'm in Love with a Stripper. Well, apparently, admitting openly that you love a stripper in gangsta circles means you clearly ain't no pimp. Which, logically, being in love with a stripper isn't a very pimpish thing to do 'cause you can't have her. She isn't yours. If you're a pimp, you can be in love with a ho... but whatever. Snoop is puttin' all the wannabizzles in their place...izzles.

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Nov. 16th, 2006 03:02 am (UTC)
You ain't just a-whistlin' dixie.

But he makes evil look so good.
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Nov. 16th, 2006 03:11 am (UTC)
Hahahahaaaaaaaaa. TRUE.

The fifth book is so my least favorite. I feel like I should re-read it, but it makes me angsty just thinking about it.
Nov. 16th, 2006 04:30 am (UTC)
Just a damn minute, now. How do you know he can't have the stripper? Strippers have been known to have boyfriends. Or is that question cleared up in the actual lyrics? In which case, why can't it be more of a stalkerpimp thing where he actually takes the time to stake out his pimpin prey before makin a move. Could still get her if he's a real pimp. Unless it's also clear that he tried to get her and failed, in which case-why is it hip-hop instead of whiny white emo?

Also, I think Voldie's a bit behind on his teenage slang. Understandable, really. See, clearly, what he means is that "Harry's gonna really lose his shit." It just came out wrong. Wouldn't condescend to use the muggle phrase, and that was the best translation he could come up with, probably.
Nov. 16th, 2006 04:50 am (UTC)
Lmfao!!! In response to the former... ask Faith.

I think, that since a pimp generally gets money from his women, it would be immasculating to be in love with a woman he gives money to, and then she walks away without giving half a hell about him. Plus, once you're a pimp you're kinda locked into that lifestyle, y'know?

In response to the latter, you are so. so. right.

Oh, Whitney... I miss you. Will you ever come visit us again?
Nov. 16th, 2006 06:09 am (UTC)
Ahh yes, the money issue. That's a very good point.

I miss you, too! I can't make promises, but the situation should certainly be remedied as soon as possible, yes. *nod*

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Nov. 16th, 2006 08:11 pm (UTC)
Y'know... I love quidditch. I do, and I wish it was in there because it plays such a large part in the trio's relations ... and it's a huge moment for Ron who is consistantly shat on in the films... but I think I've become desensitized to the lack of it.

I really wish Grawp was gone. Snip, snip, cut. That is what we like to call "unnecessary to the progression of the plot." It's just an excuse to use special effects. Whateverrrrrrrrr.

Luna could go either way for me. She's either going to rock, or I'll be wholly disatisfied. I was really disatisified with the way they portrayed... or basically didn't portray, Fleur Delacour... so I'm concerned.

And finally, yes, but young James is tooootally hot.</strike>
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Nov. 17th, 2006 07:07 am (UTC)
Dan is hot... in the movies, but I probably wouldn't notice him on the street and I HATE HIS NEW HAIR.
Nov. 17th, 2006 07:11 am (UTC)
I really need to learn how to answer comments cohesively.
And okay, that interview put my fears to rest.


Oh yes, and Pattinson is a sexpot. That picture of him with the cigarreuuuunnnnf.
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Nov. 17th, 2006 10:37 pm (UTC)
Re: I really need to learn how to answer comments cohesively.
Luna is beyond perfect. I fully approve.

Unnnfff... I have read many a fic based off of those lines, and now I need to take a bath. A cold, cold bath.
Nov. 16th, 2006 03:54 pm (UTC)
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