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So, I have further proof that I am not a good human being.

We're doing an assignment that involves manipulating TV commercials, and creating a 30 second clip that has a completely different meaning. So what do I come up with? Child Slavery.

That's right. In fact, the recipe is as follows.

Recipe for an Inappropriate Advertisment

Ingredients:
  • 1 Shelby, slightly annoyed
  • 1 BMW commercial
  • 1 American Express commercial
  • 1 Infomercial on Adult ADD
  • 1 Web MD clip
  • 1 Online Army Ad


Instructions:
Just add Final Cut Pro.

And voila! Approximately 45 minutes later you will have a posessed/vaguely retarded 4-year-old albino girl in barn being sold to some guy for an unknown quantity of money. I am not entirely without a soul, however... because I plucked a stop sign out of the ADD infomercial, and put in a voice clip saying "Don't do this to friends and loved ones. Instead, give an American Express gift card." So you see, it all works out in the end. I'll probably upload it onto YouTube when I'm finished.

... I need a vacation. Clearly.

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halieee
Nov. 7th, 2006 05:20 am (UTC)
this sounds AMAZING!
(Anonymous)
Nov. 7th, 2006 02:14 pm (UTC)
Oh my. I'm looking forward to this...
greyduck
Nov. 7th, 2006 02:15 pm (UTC)
Grrrr. That was me. Not sure how the hell I got logged off. *facepalm*
virtuistic
Nov. 7th, 2006 05:03 pm (UTC)
No worries. :) It happens to the best of us.
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