I feel like crap, guys. I do not have enough hours to finish all the work I have to do within the next few days, and it isn't really even my fault. It's an unfortunate work schedule, and an explosion of assignments that I was absolutely unable to even get a head-start on, let alone finish in advance. I am completely overwhelmed.
I desperately need a laugh. Please testimonial me? Make 'em as silly as you want. No holds barred.