Hoay ye scurvy bilge rats, pay attention now or I'll have ye walkin' the plank. If ye be doubtin' that piracy is in yer blood, kindly ask the crew at Rum & Monkey and ye shall find out wot kind of pirate ye be.
Now, I must be gatherin' my crew of seadogs. If any of ye be givin' me any mouth, I'll put a black mark on ye, mark my words.
Aye, and we shall be merry! Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum! Brethen of the Coast we arrrrrrr, and shall be 'til we make it down to see Old Harbor or meet the Hempen Halter. Weigh anchor and set sail!