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i just got back from helping my grandparents move into their new house. boring as hell. but, some of their stuff was actually pretty cool. i inherited an old typewriter. it's so cool.


4 days until my birthday... ...buy me something... </font></font>

i dont know what i want. well i do, i want ian to come down for prom, but it isnt looking like thats going to happen unless his job pays really well. he's turning in his resum� tomorrow. I'll be praying.

i found my book.

damn i hate snow.

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diztressed
Apr. 3rd, 2002 03:48 pm (UTC)
Snow sucks big time. I hate it. It hates me. Snow and I have a mutually understanding.
HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!
diztressed
Apr. 3rd, 2002 03:49 pm (UTC)
Snow sucks big time. I hate it. It hates me. Snow and I have a mutual understanding.
HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!
diztressed
Apr. 3rd, 2002 03:49 pm (UTC)
I'm a moron.
virtuistic
Apr. 3rd, 2002 04:17 pm (UTC)
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lmao. you have no idea how long it took me to figure this out. i'm like... who wrote the first one? and how does that make sonci a moron? i was so confused. lol. i'm mental. you do know that you can delete posts right? lol.
diztressed
Apr. 6th, 2002 10:22 am (UTC)
Oops.
virtuistic
Apr. 7th, 2002 06:00 pm (UTC)
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yeah. so =
virtuistic
Apr. 3rd, 2002 04:18 pm (UTC)
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thanks for the happy b-day. =] i'll be 17! and OLD!
diztressed
Apr. 6th, 2002 10:24 am (UTC)
Twice, dude. I wished you happy birthday twice. = )
virtuistic
Apr. 7th, 2002 05:56 pm (UTC)
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alright alright....jeez. lets just keep score now... nooooo. we're not competitive.
bandtenhut
Apr. 5th, 2002 08:34 am (UTC)
Holamos, Homan ;)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEZZYBOBINATOR....HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.....!
now.....go get a candle of any sort, and some sort of food product. Oh yeah, matches would help.
back?
cool!
Now:
take the candle in your right hand, the food product in your left, and shove them together, nice and tight.....
are they stuck yet?
to the point of cementation? Good.
now, set this contraption down in front of you.
....gee, i hope you didn't choose a baby carrott and a large aromatherapy candle. this procedeure is gonna be a tad awkward if you did. it may even leave you homeless....
ANYHOW, now please procede to light the candle. in case you haven't had fire saftey classes, i recommend throwing the used match in the toilet rather than in the garbage can full of used tissues and such. UNLESS, of course, the toilet has just been cleaned and there is cleansing residue still lurking around the pot. fuck, that stuff is flammable. i learned that the hard way....
ok. now, please see the top of this message, where it is written in capitols. that song. does it sound familiar? well, now, go into a chat room that has at least 50 users and copy and paste that message into the chat room. turn on voice chat, and sing it in your worst possible voice at the top of your lungs. see how many people leave the room! THAT's how many people know it's your birthday! now make a wish.
this is a multiple choice wish.

a) i wish for ian grant hayes to be all mine forever!!!!

b) i wish i could go to Ignace ASAP!!!!

c) i wish my parents would suddenly say "Hey, wanna take the truck up to canada WITHOUT US?"

d) i wish i could have more wishes! (but how lame is that wish? yeah, it's been done, and does it EVER work?....i guess you'll just have to choose from the three above wishes, cos this one doesn't count)

AHORA.

if your house hasn't burnt down yet, and the candle is still atop your food product, please. I invite you to make a wish. A, B, or C.
Now, use those well-conditioned lungs of yours and blow that fucker out!
(NO, I DIDN'T MEAN IAN!!!!)

badaazam, baada bing.

now you've got to eat that food product.
go on, enjoy!
and have a happy birthday while you're at it!

------(a)-------
virtuistic
Apr. 5th, 2002 03:01 pm (UTC)
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lol, thanks. you know, you're one of the few people that actually said that today. =] loved the instructional thingie... i'm going to stick it on my wall.
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