Celia told her daughter to get an eating disorder. Her husband gets fired and she says, "how could you do this for me?"
Andy took his 13-year-old nephew to a goddamn whorehouse.
Also, when Nancy said "let's do something exciting," shooting handguns isn't exactly what I was thinking. I was thinking intense sexual interaction. It is Showtime, after all.
I love Nancy's response to the baklava. She's totally going to rat out the competition to her hubby, and that's totally brilliant and also very, very dangerous.
This weeks question: Do you think Meagan is happy about the decision to keep the baby? 'Cause I don't. I'm betting on a secret abortion.