Thesaurus Rex (virtuistic) wrote,
Thesaurus Rex

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My dog is retarded!

Gucci's been sitting up here on the couch right next to me just wagging, and wagging, and wagging for upwards of a half an hour! It's not cute. I probably wouldn't mind if it weren't for the fact that she keeps hitting the back of the couch with every wag, so for the past 34 minutes it's been nothing but a constant thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump. At first, it was an "awww, she's happy" reaction. By now I'm certainly not happy, and I definitely don't want her to be this happy. She just won't stop! She has no reason to be wagging, and yet she continues! I grabbed onto her tail and she just wagged the bit that wasn't in my hand. I've tried putting my arm under her tail so it can't hit the couch, and she just keeps on waggin', which leaves me short an arm for typing and now I have to feel it. I have tried just ignoring her she just keeps going. thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump. Don't get me wrong, I love Gucci, but I'm about two seconds away from flinging her onto a pile of cushions, pulling out my hair, and running screaming down the street.

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