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OMG! Vagabond! KILL!

Okay, seriously, what the fuck is with today today?

Here is the list as it stands:

Things Wot Have Not Gone Well
- I almost got mugged today on my way to work. Seriously. In broad daylight, on a busy street, at 3:55 p.m. I got rushed by a bum who thought he could rip my over-the-shoulder bag off my torso and run away with it. Unfortunately for him, it was firmly attatched, as such bags tend to be. Also not good for him, I have years of self defense training under my belt and the reflexes of a goddamn ninja so I whipped him in the face with my keys (which are on a 10 inch Chain of Doom, by the way) and he ran off while I shouted, "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! HEY!" at his back. I wish I would've had a lit cigarette in my hand so I could've at least burned him with it, thus branding him as a degenerate criminal for the rest of his mortal life.

- Got cut from work early, and realized that they scheduled me for more days. Thus, my trip to wherever will be shorter than I had originally anticipated.

- Came home and got read the riot act by my mother about the perils of accepting student loans from the government. The horror! Also, recieved a gigantic "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU" when I told her I'm not using my credit card anymore even though I've got evidence and truth backing me up.

- I got Democrat-spew all over me, in a political discussion that initially irritated me beyond beleif and then ended quite well. I will allow that Democrat-spew is better than Republican-bullshit... but I really don't like discussing politics in any capacity. Lesser of two evils be damned.



And like, whatever. I just want to get drunk now, thnx.

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nini_darko
Aug. 23rd, 2006 03:33 am (UTC)
Today is made of STUPID. STUPID I tell you!!!!

What's with today today, indeed. Let's go rob work and blow it all in atlantic city, k?

(icon to the general world, you not included. :-D)
virtuistic
Aug. 23rd, 2006 06:26 pm (UTC)
Dude, I would but last night my CAR got ASSAULTED by DEBRIS when I was CAUGHT IN A GIANT GODDAMN THUNDERSTORM and THE LEFT HEADLIGHT NOW REFUSES TO WORK.

The Hi beams work, but the low beams REFUSE. I am SO PISSED. I want to go out there and kick the motherfucker until whatever filaments get re-alligned and it turns on again.
secondstar
Aug. 23rd, 2006 03:38 am (UTC)
i am sorry you had a sucky day. *hugs*

also, &hearts for empire records.
virtuistic
Aug. 23rd, 2006 06:23 pm (UTC)
*hugs* Thank you.

*slumps down with a poofy blanket, popcorn, and presses play*
pennyxblossoms
Aug. 23rd, 2006 12:46 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry that you had such a bad day. These people that think they can mug anyone need a reality check and soon.
I often think of taking defense lessons, they're very useful.
virtuistic
Aug. 23rd, 2006 06:20 pm (UTC)
You wanna know what's funny? It totally got worse, I just didn't have the constitution to write about it last night.

I got trapped in a severe thunderstorm driving home from a friend's house and after I pulled off to the side of the interstate because I couldn't see... a piece of debris came flying at my car and smacked into my left headlight, which now won't work.

Awesome, huh?
pennyxblossoms
Aug. 23rd, 2006 07:07 pm (UTC)
Ouch :-/.
djbiomechanic
Aug. 23rd, 2006 06:33 pm (UTC)
HAHA I envision the slapping of the keys across his Bummy face. It almost makes me want to get some string for my keys so I can put the beat down on thugs. Least you kicked some ass none the less.

Cheers!
promiseoftin
Aug. 24th, 2006 12:08 am (UTC)
Woah. I'm really glad you're okay after the bum attack.

I always have nightmares that I'm getting mugged/assaulted and for some reason the assailant has freaking balls of steel and I can't defend myself in any way. Eeek.
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