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Alien Survivor: Round Six

Hundreds of people were already osmosis-ized, and there was no way human technology could compete with the tripod death-towers. At least, so it was believed. In an attempt to appease the aliens by offering up a human sacrifice in the form of a sickly, terminally ill pariah, the "chosen one" sneezed, and the adversaries turned into steaming piles of mucus.

Seriously. Read the novel if you haven't.* I got your anti-climax right here.We can't be killed by something that can't even survive the common cold or athlete's foot. Seriously, "terrestrial disease-causing microbes," y'all. Lame, I say.

**Let it be known that I do have an appreciation for this book, as it's kinda the pioneer of the sci-fi genre. I also really love Orson Welles' radio broadcast, not only because it's awesome and caused a whole lot of documented panic, but also because Orson is my home-cheeseboy. Kenosha, Wisconsin! Represent!

Poll #798235 Alien Survivor: Round Six

Who's next?

Virtually indestructible, black, acid-dripping aliens from the Alien series.
0(0.0%)
The Vogons, a la Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
4(20.0%)
Predators
1(5.0%)
The orange, glowing, sea-blob aliens that drown, stab, and replicate like in Invasion (similarly, see also: Invasion of the Body Snatchers)
3(15.0%)
Klingons
3(15.0%)
Wookies
4(20.0%)
Mangalores, The Fifth Element
1(5.0%)
The Goa'uld, c/o Stargate SG-1
0(0.0%)
Nymphomaniacal super-fighters from the Species series.
4(20.0%)


In other news, I'M GONNA SEE SOME MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE! 10:00 p.m. tonight. I am so there.

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emmoyenne
Aug. 18th, 2006 12:22 am (UTC)
Wow, you definitely need to write about Snakes. Every time I see the commercials I'm half-coninced it's some elaborate joke. So fill us in!!
virtuistic
Aug. 18th, 2006 01:15 am (UTC)
I shall, but I need to see it twice to do it justice. Tonight's viewing was a goddamn disaster.
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