**Also, way to go CNN! You misspelled the defendant's name, neglected to tell us how old this man is, and forgot to put a space between said incorrect spelling and the word "is". Sent my brain for a jump, I tell you what. Actually, the entire article is worded poorly. I tried reading it aloud to Faith, and it was almost entirely impossible. Hooray for shoddy journalism from major news sources! *heddesk*
ETA: OMGLAWLZ, SNAKES ON A VOICEMAIL!