Thesaurus Rex (virtuistic) wrote,
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Interest Drabble Challenge 018/150

Well, I'm skipping my Chronicles of Narnia interest, because I just can’t fic it. Instead, I’m opting for a different CH favorite of mine that hasn’t quite made it onto the list of interests, but I think it's my best drabble yet.

Chuck Norris Facts

1. Chuck Norris won’t stop the world and melt with you, but he will stop the world and watch you melt.
2. Chuck Norris doesn’t feel pain. He delivers pain.
3. God was going to smite Sodom and Gomorra himself, but he was too tired, so he sent Chuck Norris instead.
4. Chuck Norris doesn’t donate blood, he delivers it bulk after draining his victims.
5. Contrary to historical documentation, Chuck Norris is responsible for the Trail of Tears.
6. The sun ain’t yellow, it’s Chuck Norris.
7. How many roads must a man walk down before he is round-house kicked in the face by Chuck Norris?

HEE!

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