In other news, laundry has made this day a disaster. Some asshole took out my clothes from the dryer and stole my dryer time. I wrote a note and posted it on the wall, it read as follows:
"For the Record
Simply put, taking someone's laundry out of the dryer and stealing their paid dryer time is high on the list of unacceptable practices. Just so we're clear... Thanks."
Some people's kids, I tell ya.