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Project Runway 3:1

Okay, for real... I love them all already. Is it bad that a lot of them remind me of last season's designers?

This first epsiode was manic, it was completely psychotic. Total distruction. It was extremly amusing when they had to come back and try to live in their mess.

Seriously though, I think some of these designers need to realize that less is more. Then again, the judges tried telling that to Santino the entire 2nd season. Keith needs to realize that Tim is trying to help him. Vincent needs to get a clue. Stacy needs to learn how to use a goddamn sewing machine.

Some of the garments were actually quite lovely. Keith's garment looked like absolute shite from behind in the arse area. I liked Bonnie's dress, but it definitely should have been better fitted. I really liked the back of Kayne's garment, and he's adorable too. Katherine's was lovely, and I really loved the cloak. I also enjoyed the coffee filter-flapper dress. I was surprised when I found myself liking Stacey's dress. All in all, I really liked the last four, actually. I was suitably impressed. I'm even more excited for this season now!

The only thing that irks me? We have a lot of explainers this round. I'm irritated by it. You should never have to explain why your garment is stylistically ugly. Just don't make ugly garments. Also, I am disgusted that Vincent is still in the running. Stacey can't use a sewing machine, but at least she can create something aesthetically pleasing.

Other than that, some first impressions:
- Hooooly crap! Tim's hair! It's even whiter, and I think he's might be bald by the end of the season. Sad.
- Jesus, Bradley is the new Scruff McGhee! I thought Santino would be the only one, but I was wrong. He actually looks kind of like the Shy-Girl Shy-Girl guy.
- I totally hate the English prick, Malan. A.K.A. Mr. Better Quality Fabric. I HATE HIM. I hate everything about him. Especially his crappy mascara.
- Also, I kind of love Jeff, the rawker! I really want to see what he comes up with.
- Laura is a straight-up priss. She's got a need to feel classy because she's getting old. I'm bored with her already.
- Uli is almost as cute as Heidi! They'll probably bond over some bagels.
- Kayne is also adorable. I kind of want to hug him... and show him how to use a key.
- Katherine is from Minneapolis! REPRESENT!
- Keith has never made a dress, but he has an ego the size of texas. I kind of hate that he won tonight.
- Vincent looks like a cross between Elton John and Austin Powers. After seeing his dress, I think he probably is.
- The former Barbie-Doll designer rocks my world. He kind of reminds me of Nic. I think his name is Robert? Anyway, I like him.

Whadayou think?

PEE ESS: Heidi totally said "less is more" after I wrote it. I just want credit for that one.

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Jul. 13th, 2006 03:16 am (UTC)
Lmao! It's funny, kind of, that I hate Jeff but love Keith and you're opposite of that xDD It's just I dunno... Keith's rather intriguing, don't you think? Jeff is way too cocky. I wanted to smack him. And ugh I think that Vincent should've been kicked off. I almost liked Stacey's. And omg Kayne is my favourite hands down xD UGH I HATE Malan. His accent is so fake. Eww wash your hair.

P.S. I totally squeed when I read Minneapolis, too, and thought of you xDD I'm a nerd.
Jul. 13th, 2006 03:35 am (UTC)
- I totally hate the English prick, Malan. A.K.A. Mr. Better Quality Fabric. I HATE HIM. I hate everything about him. Especially his crappy mascara.

Totally feel the same way. Although, in his favor (at least with me), he does have pretty much the best Evil Villain laugh ever.

RE: Vincent - my mom thought he looked like the Rick Moranis character from Ghostbusters, but I like your description as well. Either way, he's sort of adorable in a mad scientist/hatter sort of way.
Jul. 13th, 2006 02:18 pm (UTC)
My husband said the same thing about Vincent!
Jul. 13th, 2006 02:17 pm (UTC)
I thought the exact same thing about Robert! He seems like such a great guy and such a great designer!

I hope their apartments stay like that the whole time!

I really hoped Vincent would go first - mainly because I don't think he's quite recovered from Fashion treating him poorly, and I'm afraid that if they keep him around too long and THEN out him, he'll lose any sense of reality that he may have left.

I also do not like Malan and don't understand why they brought him on this season after the things he said last season (and the way he generally is). I do not enjoy the scenes that he's in.

What do you think happens that is "totally against the spirit of Project Runway"? I'm thinking sabotage!
Jul. 13th, 2006 02:58 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I was hoping for the "shocking Project Runway FIRST!!!" last night, but sadly it looks like next week -- I don't even know. I'm hoping it's something absolutely horrible and not just something dumb they're using to tease us!
Jul. 13th, 2006 03:57 pm (UTC)
If it's dumb, I will cut.
Jul. 13th, 2006 04:01 pm (UTC)
I'm really worried for Vincent. I think he might have a nervious breakdown. That being said, Stacey couldn't use a sewing machine. *facepalm*

Um... sabotage would be a good guess. I really don't know. Maybe a brawl, or something ludicrous.

Jul. 13th, 2006 04:01 pm (UTC)
Either way, I bet it's the boys' fault. XD

Also, the fact that your husband watches this show rules. Seriously, you picked a good one.
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