No one was prepeared when Contessa Amorilis Sexalicious Black came to Hogwarts.
She was the most beautiful girl ever but she wasn’t really a girl she was actually half veela, a quarter mermaid, and half human. Her hair was long, straight, black (duh!) perfectly shiney and always wet and that’s where the mermaid part came in. Otherwise she looked normal except hot!!!!! She had curves in all the right places with big purple eyes. Harry’s mouth dropped when he saw her and even Dumbledoor stopped talking to look. She didn’t care. Contessa wanted Draco, and she would have him NOW!!!!!11!!!!!one!!
I'm not even going to pretend that I didn't have a blast writing this, because BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
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