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HEE! Today's babble is a tribute to babb_chronicles, which is one of my all-time favorite things. It's a place where truly horrific HP fanfiction goes to be mocked, torn apart, and treated as it should be. It's beautiful. If you haven't checked it out, you should. It'll change your life.

A Tribute

No one was prepeared when Contessa Amorilis Sexalicious Black came to Hogwarts.

She was the most beautiful girl ever but she wasn’t really a girl she was actually half veela, a quarter mermaid, and half human. Her hair was long, straight, black (duh!) perfectly shiney and always wet and that’s where the mermaid part came in. Otherwise she looked normal except hot!!!!! She had curves in all the right places with big purple eyes. Harry’s mouth dropped when he saw her and even Dumbledoor stopped talking to look. She didn’t care. Contessa wanted Draco, and she would have him NOW!!!!!11!!!!!one!!


I'm not even going to pretend that I didn't have a blast writing this, because BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

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notashamed
Jul. 9th, 2006 02:44 pm (UTC)
srsly i'm snorting over here trying not to burst out laughing at work.


and o/t but everytime you use one of my icons i get all giggly.
virtuistic
Jul. 9th, 2006 03:02 pm (UTC)
Hee! I do what I can. Seriously, I was laughing out loud while writing this. The "Sexalicious" bit gets me every time. Oh, and the ending. And how BAD it is. HAH.

Also, you're totally my favorite iconessieur, liek omg.
mattador
Jul. 9th, 2006 06:23 pm (UTC)
...ow. Well done.
virtuistic
Jul. 9th, 2006 10:00 pm (UTC)
Oh come on, it's funny and you know it.
mattador
Jul. 10th, 2006 01:47 pm (UTC)
It is, btu that doesn't mean it sin't also painful. In fact, in this case, the pain and athe hilarity are nigh-identical, :-P.
aither_nyx
Jul. 10th, 2006 12:46 am (UTC)
Math
1/2+1/4+1/2=HILARIOUS!!!
Seriously, very funny, and you've reminded me to go read that again, it's been awhile and I need a laugh.
virtuistic
Jul. 10th, 2006 02:44 am (UTC)
Re: Math
I've seriously seen that kind of math before. Gets me every time.
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