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Interest Drabble Challenge 005/150

Okay I lied, but I really didn't think I'd be able to update. I mean it! I got off work early, and got done test driving my pirate outfit for this evening's festivities, and then watched the elimination episode of So You Think You Can Dance, and now I'm gonna go ahead and post my favorite drabble of this challenge!

The Happily-Ever-After of Ron Burgundy

Ron was welcomed back to the Channel 4 News Station the way a Purple Heart recipient would be welcomed back to his economically-challenged hometown. He did his team proud, and the news team paid him back appropriately.

Brian began the festivities by presenting Ron with a fine assortment of illegal colognes, many of which were made with bits of exotic, endangered animals. Champ gave Ron a greased gerbil named Nigel. Brick offered to iron Ron’s slacks daily in exchange for a night out with Ron’s office lamp; however, Veronica’s gift definitely was the icing on top of the metaphorical sex-cake.

[Also, it's totally awesome if you listen to Sex Bomb by Tom Jones while reading this... or reading it in the newscaster/narrator voice. HEE.]

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Tags: drabble, idc 2006
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