The Happily-Ever-After of Ron Burgundy
Ron was welcomed back to the Channel 4 News Station the way a Purple Heart recipient would be welcomed back to his economically-challenged hometown. He did his team proud, and the news team paid him back appropriately.
Brian began the festivities by presenting Ron with a fine assortment of illegal colognes, many of which were made with bits of exotic, endangered animals. Champ gave Ron a greased gerbil named Nigel. Brick offered to iron Ron’s slacks daily in exchange for a night out with Ron’s office lamp; however, Veronica’s gift definitely was the icing on top of the metaphorical sex-cake.
[Also, it's totally awesome if you listen to Sex Bomb by Tom Jones while reading this... or reading it in the newscaster/narrator voice. HEE.]
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