I'm still of the opinion that men should wear suits more often.
I'd do him on that couch.
It's a Bale fountain.
I like my men wet.
Someone should tell him his acting is better when he's naked. 0_0
No rly. I mean it.
Theroux wants YOU!
And you want him too.
And he wants to know what you're going to do about it.
He's got some ideas...
Don't make him beg. Just lookit those puppy eyes.
Or those abs. Whatever.
Oh that I were a glove upon that hand...
There's something so sexy about class...
And angelic beauty...
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