HOW can you be a SPORTS BROADCASTER and not be in the press room at the END OF THE GAME, let alone the entire game because - oh, I don't know, it's your job?!
Anyway, scoreless at the half again. I'm rooting for Sweden, because Paraguay just plays dirty. Srsly, there were three free kicks before five minutes had passed. Also, they're doing really well for set ups, they just can't seem to get the goal.
Anyway, it's half-time. Time to stretch out my sternokliedomastoid muscles. My father tells me they're the ones giving me grief.
The End of Game Report
Sweden 1 - Paraguay 0! Paraguay is officially out of the cup, but they still have one game left. That...has to suck.
Anyway, it was a beautiful goal at 89 minutes. Srsly, 6 minutes before the game ended. There was a soccer boy dog pile on the field. HAWT, I tell you what.
Also, I'm pretty sure that there aren't any ugly Swedes. Even if there are, they probably kick them out. What I'm trying to say is that Sweden would be a nice place to vist