Thesaurus Rex (virtuistic) wrote,
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My roommate and I are made of awesome.

Right. So I woke up at 10 and decided that today would be a good day to e-mail in caps.

CAPS!!1!

virtuistic: GOOD MORNING, MADAM. OMGCOFFEE. *SMASHES FACE INTO MUG*
faithlynn: OMG OMG. *FETCHES MORE COFFEE* GOOD MORNING WTF BEAGLE.

virtuistic: THE BEAGLE IS STONE ASLEEP. I THINK SHE NEEDS COFFEE. *DUMPS*
faithlynn: NO COFFEE FOR THE BEAGLE. OR MAYBE. OKAY FINE. GO AHEAD.
virtuistic: SHE SPURNS.
faithlynn: BITCHES.
virtuistic: ACTUALLY, "BITCH." TECHNICAL TERM, SINGULAR NOUN.
faithlynn: HER BITCHERY IS SO PRONOUNCED AS TO MAKE IT A PLURAL IN THIS INSTANCE. I MEAN, SHE SPURNS COFFEE. THIS IS AN ISSUE. THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL DOG.
virtuistic: OKAY. IT'S JUST, THE GRAMMAR. I AM BOUND TO IT, EVEN THOUGH I OCCASIONALLY PUNCH IT IN THE KIDNEYS AND RUN AWAY LAUGHING.
faithlynn: ...
virtuistic: I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OATMEAL ON MY NOSE. YOU DECIDE.
faithlynn: *DECIDES* NO. OF COURSE YOU DO NOT. THAT IS A RIDICULOUS ACCUSATION.
virtuistic: I CONCUR. UTTER FOOLISHNESS. IT WOULD ALSO BE FOOLISH TO SUGGEST THAT YOU LEFT YOUR SUNGLASSES ON THE COFFEETABLE.
faithlynn: DAMN I KNEW IT. BITCHES.
virtuistic: DO YOU PREFER APPLE CINNAMON, CINNAMON AND SPICE, OR MAPLE SYRUP AND BROWN SUGAR OATMEAL?
faithlynn: OMG MAPLE SYRUP AND BROWN SUGAR. THOUGH THE CINNAMON AND SPICE SOUNDS TASTY, AS WELL. FUCK IT. WE HAVE CINNAMON AND SPICES. MAKE THE MAPLE SYRUP AND BROWN SUGAR AND THEN ADD CINNAMON AND SPICES.
virtuistic: I CAN'T DECIDE. I HAD THE APPLE CINNAMON AND IT WAS NOT WHAT I HAD HOPED.
faithlynn: THIS IT IS SO SAD. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD EAT THEM ALL. IN TURN.

I AM HUNGRY AND YET I DO NOT WANT TO GO TO LUNCH YET BECAUSE IT IS EARLY AND IF I GO TO LUNCH NOW IT MEANS I CANNOT GO TO LUNCH LATER. IF THIS WERE A LIVEJOURNAL POST I WOULD USE MY T-REX ICONS WHICH SEZ "I'M TORN!" BECAUSE TORN IS WHAT I AM. BUT NOT LITERALLY. YOU KNOW.
virtuistic: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD POST. I THINK I WILL PRESENT THE OATMEAL QUERY TO MY F-LIST, AND LET THEM DECIDE THE FATE OF A SMALL OATMEAL PACKET.
faithlynn: FATE!!1! ALSO, PACKET!!

And that brings us to the real subject of this post...
Poll #726201 Meal of Oats

What flavor of oatmeal should I eat?

Apple Cinnamon
5(20.8%)
Cinnamon and Spice
4(16.7%)
Maple Syrup and Brown Sugar
9(37.5%)
Ew, dude.
6(25.0%)


Let me know! I'm off to go fetch more coffee. *nod*

ETA: Also, new friending meme!

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