I officially hate writing lab reports. I am not a scientist. Not, underline.
In other news, I just ate a whole quarter of a pinapple, and it was delicious. Just so you know.
ETA: "They are sure that the sex offender's needs will mount." - Channel 5 News ...Um, fellas, that might not be the best word choice.
ETA2: Bye-bye, Scott! Good Riddance!
ETA3: Gah! I just found a black-anise Satan jelly bean! Ew ew ew! What sadist came up with these? I think I need to go brush my tongue.