I seriously just ripped apart an article I wrote for my Magazine writing class. Deleting whole paragraphs and just staring in a state of shock while my inner editor is screaming, "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?" I should break my pens, burn my pencils, boil my paper, spill my ink and stay far, far away from anything with a keyboard.
This article was supposed to be light-hearted, witty, and funny? I may have even convinced myself that it was at one point, but as I read it over the humor sounds forced and there are bad puns. *buries head in shame*
Really now, what made me think I could do this? Clearly, I was wrong. I could open up any of my articles or stories and all I'd see is, "wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong."
Ugh. I fail.