Mine too, because I'm going to church in the morning. Heaven knows I need to atone for my April Fool's prank this morning. I tied Faith's door shut with a yarn rope connecting to the bathroom door handle. I put a pair of scissors on the rope so she could cut herself loose, and I tested the stretch and give of the yarn to give her about 4 or 5 inches of space to work with. I really wanted to see it, but as I waited until she was dead asleep to set the trap... and it was 5 in the morning by the time I was done (it was very elaborate. Lots of complicated knots.) I went to sleep, and missed the show. Evidently, she could only open her door an inch (which I still don't understand, because I could open the bathroom door at least 4, as I said), but luckily she had a pair of scissors in her room and therefore didn't have to shout bloody murder and/or get justifiably angry. Whatever. I still maintain it was brilliant.
I feel like there's something I should be doing this weekend. It's really unsettling.
ETA: Just for the record, boys are really irritating.