Hooray! It doesn't look like this outside, but it will
Also, just so we're all on the same page, here... the beagle is a freak. A rather large freak. Recently it has come to our attention that she may have a UTI, or bladder stones, or skin cancer. Despite these worries, she acts fine and is currently lounging on the sofa with a look of euphoria on her little beagle face. Still, she's a freak. Why do I say this? She's been hopping. I know... when I saw it my brain wrenched too, but she's been bouncing periodically. Not jumping onto anything, no. She just walks, slows, hops about an inch in the air, and continues on her merry way. I'm very confused. It's like she's play-pouncing but she definitely isn't. Maybe her hind legs just have a little too much oomph? Maybe she wants to join the ballet? Whatever. Freak. That is the operative word.
Anyway. There's a good amount of wank going on today. Serious wank and stupid asshole music wank. This was good for me, because it let me vent out my Migraine of Doom raaaaaage because I was most emphatically not a happy camper when I woke up. Hmmm. It seems stupid people really are good for something. Who knew?