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Drunk!

So where's the remote? I keep losing the remote? I don't know how, but the couch is eating the remote. Remote eating couches. Tricky. HA!

I am drunk, and laughing. A lot. Lots of laughter. Laugh laugh! I need to breathe. Oh God. HAHA! Drunk! Drunk and happy and laughing.

My fork just rejected my sausage. Woah... Faith's hair is in my sausage. That's really fucking gross. Wow, she's shedding like hair is worth money. There were 3 hairs on 6 sausages. Ick.

Very drunk. Drunk! I spent 12 hours at tech. In one hour after tech, I got drunk with Sandy and Nic. Faith was already drunk when I got home. This is good. Time well spent. Very good. My sentences are short.

There's a lot of drunk in this room. Hee! Happy drunks in a room! BUENO! I love booze, and I love you! Drunk! Drunk, and happy, and still laughing.

Where's the remote?


ETA: There is beagle in my martini! What the fuck? Where is the remote omigod?!

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wackodood
Feb. 19th, 2006 09:24 am (UTC)
silly girl
getting drunk and making drunk posts.. WHILE USING GOOD GRAMMAR/SPELLING/PUNCTUATION/ETC. I mean seriously, who does that?!

Take this little post, for instance. Now that is a drunk post. Well, more like a shitfaced post but close enough.
virtuistic
Feb. 19th, 2006 09:36 am (UTC)
my flatmate made one tooooo.

SO DRUNK, omg.

Uh... I checked out yours and couldn't read it? Uhm... I made 4 typos in that sentence. I need to type slower when I'm like this. Simplify the sentence. Easier that way. I just erased all of easier, and half of this sentence. Oh God.
mattador
Feb. 19th, 2006 04:36 pm (UTC)
You make the most articulate drunk posts of anyone, it's kind of awesome.
punkiejeannien
Feb. 19th, 2006 05:09 pm (UTC)
much agreed-- I was debating through the first line whether she was just being silly or was actually quite trashed. muy impressed over here.
virtuistic
Feb. 19th, 2006 05:28 pm (UTC)
Hah, *bows.* It kind of takes me forever to write them though. I am amused that I edit while drunk, but there's a loooot to edit when I am not entirely in control of my faculties. By faculties, I mean fingers. Heh.


Also! Not so articulate in the voice post! Jen told me to drunk dial my own livejournal, so I did.
mattador
Feb. 20th, 2006 04:55 am (UTC)
Heee heee hee.
punkiejeannien
Feb. 19th, 2006 05:08 pm (UTC)
lol, you make me laugh so much-- that's a hair for every two sausages you realize!

also, I meant to be a complete college whore and ask if you're on Facebook
virtuistic
Feb. 19th, 2006 05:25 pm (UTC)
I am! I think if you go under University of Minnesota (twin cities) and type Shelby Capa into the search, you'll find it. XD

That is a hair per every two sausages! 50% hair! Ewwwww. That was gross when I was drunk, and it still is.
punkiejeannien
Feb. 19th, 2006 05:30 pm (UTC)
i foooouuund you
virtuistic
Feb. 19th, 2006 05:33 pm (UTC)
Hah, sweet!

You should join the "Facebook Idol" picture-a-thon. I made it up, but it'll be all the rage, I'm tellin' ya.
virtuistic
Feb. 19th, 2006 05:38 pm (UTC)
I added youuuuuuu! XD

Ohhh Facebook. Harts.
punkiejeannien
Feb. 19th, 2006 05:30 pm (UTC)
and I am so NOT a fan of hair in my food
virtuistic
Feb. 19th, 2006 05:32 pm (UTC)
Me either. I once found a ginormous black hair in a sealed single sized container of ranch dressing from Dairy Queen. I haven't eaten there since.
punkiejeannien
Feb. 19th, 2006 05:33 pm (UTC)
*whimpers*

EEEEEEWWWWWW

I found a big long, like longer than mine, thick black hair in some fettucini alfredo once... it was so. utterly. disgusting. I kind of wanted to die.
virtuistic
Feb. 19th, 2006 05:37 pm (UTC)
Please tell me you sent it back or something, 'cause... ew.

Just... ugh, ew.


As a side note... I need water badly, and I hope there is no beagle in it.
There is beagle hair in everything.
punkiejeannien
Feb. 19th, 2006 05:51 pm (UTC)
we have an australian shepard and her hair's the same way-- i found a clump of it in my apartment two states away on a shirt i didn't take home over christmas... it's RIDICULOUS.
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