Anway, in lieu of OMG-I-LUV-YEW-TODAY Day, this goes out to all of you.
I am choosing to celebrate Valentines with a big fat once-every-four-years lie.
Hi. My name is Shelby. My boyfriend is an Olympic Gold Medalist.
That concludes this year's "festivities." I am going back to my bitter, calloused, cantankerous self now. Why? Because I hate Valentine's Day. I have always hated Valentine's Day and I don't think that will ever change. I loathe the mindless consumerism, detest the shallow, superficial gestures, and I think designating one specific day where everyone is obligated to tell everyone they love that they love everyone omigawd is totally bogus. PLUS, I woke up with a migraine and I as I have neither a valentine nor enough optimism to not be a bitch, I'll stay loyal to the true love of my life, snark.
Your Seduction Style: The Charismatic
You're beyond seductive, you're downright magnetic!
You life live and approach seduction on a grand scale.
You have an inner self confidence and energy that most people lack
It's these talents that make you seem extraordinary - and you truly are!
| You scored as Franklin Roosevelt. 32nd President, in office from 1933-1945|
Born: 1882 Died: 1945
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|Your Five Factor Personality Profile|
You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"
You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.
You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.
I dont know about that neurotic bit.