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Lunch Break!

I am hereby swearing off television until Valentine's day has passed (this is a lie, actually), because the commercials are depressing the shit out of me.

TV: Everyone has a date but you! They're getting jewelry and flowers and chocolate! But you're not! There's hope though! Get thee to an internet dating site! Everyone's desperate this time of year! You're bound to find someone...
Me: *click*

For real, I'd rather have a date with me, myself, and my pride.

I did just find the most romantic thing ever, though, and if any of y'all really love me you'll send me a Law & Order: Special Valentine's Unit Valentine. (The last two are my absolute favorites. ♥)

I would die of joy and laughter, and it might just save me from killing Simon Cowell before he expands American Idol to crappy Vegas Magicians.

Also, what the hell? I'm looking out my window... and still typing, wouldja look at that?...at two in the afternoon and I am currently staring at the moon. Jigga what, now?!

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Feb. 4th, 2006 06:48 am (UTC)
I dont think I'd ever even want to participate. It's so mindless... why is this the one day of the year where you have to express your love? If you don't, then suddenly you're in the dog house and I would much rather be randomly surprised than be expecting crap. Also... I dont want all that cliche garbage. I dont ever want jewelry. I dont want a dozen roses. I'd rather be given a book from an author I like at random, or something like that. That's so much more meaningful.
Feb. 4th, 2006 08:35 am (UTC)
Valentine's Day
You. Me. Bottle of wine.
What say we spend the day with the people we really love? Forget that romantic crap.
Feb. 4th, 2006 04:00 pm (UTC)
Re: Valentine's Day
I am so game. We should also rent a bunch of obscenely bad action movies. What say you?
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