Thesaurus Rex (virtuistic) wrote,
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HA HA HA! AWESOME!

So Faith and I were looking at our HBO on demand movies, and saw the George Clooney Batman, aka Batman and Robin: A Love Story. We thought, "Hey, what the hell?"

IN THE FIRST TWENTY SECONDS THERE ARE TOTALLY TWO GRATUITOUS SHOTS OF RUBBER WRAPPED ASSES!

I cannot stop laughing, this is far too hilarious. That's like just starting off and saying, "don't even start to take this movie seriously. We know it's a joke, but if you're a gay man you'll absolutely love it."

Hooray for HoYay. Really, there's even a gimpcostume later. It's got a spikey neck collar and ev'rythang.

Plebe: Oh please, Mr. Freezinator, have mercy!
Aahnaold McFrost: MEHRSEE?! THAT IS A FRENCH WORD! DIEEEE!
Plebe: *does*

For real, hockey playing villains. The puck is a ginormous diamond. I'm not even joking. Robin even calls the Freezinator's minions "the hockey team from hell." This is so power rangers, and the lines are truly horrendous. It's really very pretty, though. The cinematography is worth it. Plus, they surf through the sky, and Batman crushes Aahnold the Freezinator's pretty butterfly wings. Also, Holy CGI Roof-Crash-Surf, Batman (literally)! Really, it's lovely. Supremely amusing. Totally worth it.


God I love bad movies.

ETA: This is for to be hereby referred to as "The Big Gay Batman Movie." Even with the inclusion of the Uma Thurman and the Alicia Silverstone, they are not for to be fooling us. Thank you for your cooperation.

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