"And end drama! Woo hoo... 4 am and all's well! I got my New Year's Eve kiss."
"Goddamnit, neighborgirls are having a gigglefest again. Why are young females so unbelievably irritating?"
"What have I been doing for the past 2 hours?! Where did they go?!"
"Damn right we fudged that! Chocolate and peanut butter and *CHOMP*"
"Sorry for the no updates all weekend, hah. It's been long and full of alcoholic beverages, which is wonderful."
"Coffee and Animal Crackers should not be allowed to be this good. It's like oreos and milk, but tastier and with caffiene! *twitch*"
"I have 15 total minutes on this computer because the library is currently filled with swine!"
Also, "It is fucking nuclear outside. I think the sun is melting my face, for real."
"Christ it was a crazy weekend! Motto: "No matter what shit goes down, we still have muffins!"
"I continue to wish, above all things, that I could teleport. That would teh coolest, evar."
"YaaaayWEEKEND!... that is all."
"There is not enough caffiene in the world to save my life today."
"Open Letter to the Groundskeeper of my Apartment Building
Stop shoveling the sidewalk at 1:30 in the goddamn morning, plzkthnxdie."
*blink blink* It's early.