Whoroscope, this is not what I need to be hearing after this weekend and with finals approaching. So with all due respect, fuck you.
Anyway, for anyone that's interested I got some news that basically poo-poos the local yokel's report of the fire. It's got pictures and everything. I also have a bit of backstory on the house and a video of it burning to the ground! Exciting, no?
ETA: This is totally the best meme ever. Just found it while looking for another entry...and oh man. Clearly, the pre-HBP-theorizing part doesn't really apply anymore... but still.