If you go to this website, you can light a candle at the end of the short flash, and for every candle lit one dollar is donated by Bristol Myers Squibb to help combat AIDS. They were up to 63,685 last time I checked.
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want – good or bad – BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.
Alias Meme (shamelessly ganked from sasha_black)
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME (Name of first pet/Street you grew up on):
Taffy Main (Oh god!)
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME (Name of your favorite snack food/Grandfather's first name):
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME (First word you see on your left/Favorite restaurant):
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS (Favorite spice/Last foreign vacation spot):
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS (Silliest childhood nickname/Town where you first partied):
6. "FLY BOY" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) (First initial/First two or three letters of your last name):
S. Ca (HEE!)
7. ICON ALIAS (Something sweet within sight/Any liquid in your kitchen):
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS (Favorite baby animal/Where you went to high school):
9. BARFLY ALIAS (Last snack food you ate/Your favorite alcoholic drink):
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS (Middle name/Street where you live):
11. ROCK STAR ALIAS (Favorite candy/Last name of favorite musician):
ETA: "OMG Nick we r liek, so dun, LOL." - Jessica Simpson
ETA2: The antichrist has been born, and now Britney is going to put him in a manger... after she checks with Satan and her psychic, of course. The end is like, so nigh.