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GAY!

So I'm clubbing at the Gay 90's, right?

... the Gay 90's.

As in...
GAY!!!
Ho-mo-sex-ual, right? And I'm dancing with my friends, because it's a club... a gay club. I've been stalked by viciously straight men all night, and suddenly there is one all up in my grill. I have a pact with my friend, she gets molested she kisses me. I get molested, I kiss her. We make a point, we move on because gay club, y'all.

Have I mentioned this was a gay club? 'Cause it totally is.

Yet, he is all over me so in accordance with the pact, I kiss her. Gay club. Girl kisses girl. Gay club. Gay?

Everyone freezes. The lights go up and everyone stares. Um, what the unholy hellfuck?! GAY CLUB! G-A-Y! Two girls kissing should not be a foreign phenomenon! People were staring like it was the first time they'd seen such an act in public. Same sex kissing in a gay club? What a novel idea! I mean... what the... seriously! No!

People... I just don't know.
Also, for the record...
GAY!!!

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silfactor
Nov. 14th, 2005 09:29 am (UTC)
Queermo
virtuistic
Nov. 14th, 2005 11:09 pm (UTC)
Say what?

I don't even understand that.
blyssfulchaos
Nov. 14th, 2005 02:20 pm (UTC)
when i come visit you can we go to this club? please?
virtuistic
Nov. 14th, 2005 10:38 pm (UTC)
If we have to. ;)

There are tons of better ones in the cities. The drag show was ridiculously entertaining though, I will say that.
mattador
Nov. 14th, 2005 02:44 pm (UTC)
o.O No clue. Maybe you guys were just too hot?
virtuistic
Nov. 14th, 2005 10:36 pm (UTC)
Doubtful.

I like that idea thogh.... I'm so hot I turn gay boys straight! Wheeee!

...nah. My lovelife's got enough straight manflesh for me... for now.
mattador
Nov. 15th, 2005 02:57 am (UTC)
If only my lovelife was in the same state. Alas.
virtuistic
Nov. 15th, 2005 04:20 am (UTC)
I was kidding. I've got prospects but my lovelife would probably be better off if I just shot it dead and had done with it.
mattador
Nov. 15th, 2005 02:28 pm (UTC)
Double alas for us both, then.
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virtuistic
Nov. 14th, 2005 10:34 pm (UTC)
No, there was a pretty even mix of gays and lesbians, but almost everyone was coupled.

Evidently, it's estimated that about half the people that go to the 90s are straight, which is kind of a bullshit estimate. If you counted all the flame dames with their oh-so-fabulous gay friends, it'd be about half and half. There were just a bunch of skeevy straight men trying to get in on the "fag hags".
aerplane
Nov. 14th, 2005 07:58 pm (UTC)
HHAHAHHAA
that's funny
my roomates & i go to this gay club all the time
and there are more straight guys there than gay ones
because they know that straight girls go there
to not get hit on
it's all pretty fucked up
i don't understand the light part. the whole club turned on the lights
and stared at you
that's weird...really weird
virtuistic
Nov. 14th, 2005 11:18 pm (UTC)
I'm used to going to the other gay club, The Saloon and it's mostly all gay boys. So I'm used to just being able to dance without worrying about getting hit on... but this was just crazyyyy.

S'all good though. I'm goin' clubbin' with my friend Spencer soon and it'll be waaaaaaaaaay cooler.
_____idioteque
Nov. 14th, 2005 08:09 pm (UTC)

WHAT?!
that's like horrifying hahaha
virtuistic
Nov. 14th, 2005 11:19 pm (UTC)
I know! It shouldn't have been this great big deal. I don't understand.
poivrepauvre
Nov. 14th, 2005 09:42 pm (UTC)
actually the gay 90's is about 50% gay and 50% straight. It might be called the gay 90's but it's one of the hot spots, so it's about half and half.

~Robbie
virtuistic
Nov. 14th, 2005 10:26 pm (UTC)
Still... two girls kissing shouldn't be a big shock.
poivrepauvre
Nov. 14th, 2005 11:25 pm (UTC)
yeah, this is true :)
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virtuistic
Nov. 15th, 2005 04:21 am (UTC)
Personally, I prefer the Saloon. I go there with my band of merry homosexuals and as a club, it is so much better. You can actually, uh... navigate the dance floor! Imagine!
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