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An Open Letter to the Four Boys that have RUINED My Kiosk Experience

Okay Guys in the Hall...
What is it with you and scratching your balls all the way down the hallway? C'mon, do you not realize how awkward that looks? Isn't it a titch embarassing? Oh, and don't even try to act like we don't know what you're doing when your hand is in your pocket. Just because it isn't out in the open doesn't mean it isn't totally obvious.

Baffled but not Oblivious,
Hawk Eyes


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Nov. 9th, 2005 02:11 am (UTC)
Nov. 9th, 2005 02:17 am (UTC)
Nov. 9th, 2005 05:44 am (UTC)
Yeah and some of them don't cover it up, it's just too obvious.
Nov. 9th, 2005 10:14 am (UTC)
OK here's the liggity low down, innit.

First of all, that game, that hands in pants game is called pocket pool. I shit you not!

As for scratching, sometimes it needs to be done. I'm not really one for public scratching personally, I'm more of an "embarrassing half-a-bar" kid. I really hope it doesn't offend anyone, sometimes it just happens and it's real hard to control.

What's worse than all that is a sister who leaves feminine hygiene proucts on the shower step right where I tend to put my fhucking foot. THAT is fucking gross.

- cal
Nov. 9th, 2005 04:07 pm (UTC)
Nah don't get me wrong, I understand that every now and then an itch simpy needs to get scratched. Just like every now and then a wedgie needs to get picked, but like, the bathroom was oh... 10 feet away, tops.

And the majority (3) of these were full frontal, out in the free air, reaching in across the torso and down to get some good dig on it, ball-scratches. While in very close proximity to a bathroom, mind you.

Sorry 'bout the sister thing, that is pretty gross.
Nov. 9th, 2005 10:58 pm (UTC)
Yeah there's pretty much no excuse, the only reasoning behind it is guys aren't very self concious when it comes to shit like that, we tend to think "fuck it", also if my mates saw me go to the toilets to scratch my balls, I'd cop shit and never hear the end of it.

I copped shit for not wanting to urinate in a parking lot, from my mates and the PARKING LOT ATTENDANT

I shit you not

- cal
Nov. 10th, 2005 05:38 am (UTC)
eh, I say if you got to scratch, go for it. Fuck social norms; if you're doing it through your pants pocket, it isn't a health issue, so why is it indecent?
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