Okay Guys in the Hall...
What is it with you and scratching your balls all the way down the hallway? C'mon, do you not realize how awkward that looks? Isn't it a titch embarassing? Oh, and don't even try to act like we don't know what you're doing when your hand is in your pocket. Just because it isn't out in the open doesn't mean it isn't totally obvious.
Baffled but not Oblivious,