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News Roundup! Disgusting Edition

Ew, y'all.
- This makes me really glad that I don't eat beef. Yet another reason to be a vegetarian.

- Speaking of cows, bull semen is apparently a valuable commodity. Who knew?

- I'll be damned, Adopt a fetus! is growing in popularity ... with the U.S. Government. [Check out the little blurb at the top of the page for details.] .

I adopted a cute lil' pikachu fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

- This actually exists. Talk about your self indulgence.

- Also, Kevin wants to be a ROXER, recording muzak, and Britney is laughing in his face about it. This whole thing makes me want to vomit, except I'm a kinda glad they're falling apart. Does that make me a bad person?

- A creative adaptation of Lorena Bobbit's method of getting even. Some people, I tell ya.

- Wait, what? They have a vaccine for cervical cancer but they don't want to use it because they think it'll promote promiscuity?! Fellas, we're talking about cancer here, not a permi-condom!

Honestly, this is really all I can stomach. We live in a strange world, folks.


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Nov. 5th, 2005 08:23 pm (UTC)
I know! I mean, even if it's a vaccine for herpes or something, it's improving the quality of public life! Especially in terms of cancer.

Shouldn't this be fantastic news? If they can figure out how to free us from the concern of one kind of cancer doesn't that mean we're making progress on getting rid of one of the major causes of death in our society? That should be FANTASTIC news, and yet ... omg ppl will have teh sex now! When they'd totally do it anyway. It's not like a cervix has a penis quota and if the owner of said cervix exceeds that limit BAM!Cancer! Promiscuity isn't even an issue with this. Cancer kills people, and if they keep on this path, so will morals. We'll be back to casting people out as lepers when we could totally help them instead and people... I just don't know. I honestly think I can't relate to my own species.
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Nov. 5th, 2005 11:16 pm (UTC)
Well there's that... but then you have to consider that promiscuity isn't the CAUSE of cervical cancer. My mother had it, and had to have surgery or else she would have died. I can tell you that she isn't and was never the whore of Babylon.

And plus, who in their right mind wouldn't want to safeguard their child, themselves, or anyone against fucking cancer?! It's painful, grueling, and oh yeah, FATAL! *fumes*

The levels on which this argument is absurd can't even be stated. It's disgusting.
Nov. 5th, 2005 05:55 pm (UTC)
First of all, your icon rocks my socks. Phew.

Second of all, why aren't you participating in NaNo? Is that what you said in your other entry?

::stamps foot::

I demand to know why.
Nov. 5th, 2005 08:17 pm (UTC)
I'm sorrryyyyyyyyy. I really, really want to do NaNo but I know that this month it wouldn't even be possible. I'm way too busy with school. Three journalism classes, hon! And a writing intensive on top of that!

I'll probably do some short fiction to make up for it, plus I still do the recaps for Invasion. They're pretty long, about 2,250 words each. They're also hilarious and worth every character.

If you want, just for you, you can give me a little story request - even if it's just a couple objects you want to see in a story, or a certain kind of interaction between characters... and I'll do it. Just for youuuuu.
Nov. 6th, 2005 06:11 pm (UTC)
Weee! ::cheers:: This is good.
Nov. 6th, 2005 08:00 pm (UTC)
Request away then, goofball!
Nov. 5th, 2005 11:43 pm (UTC)
Britney's marriage is not build to last. Especially because she married a guy who left his girlfiend or wife when she had kids. Now Britney has kids and he might leave her. I'm thinking he doesn't like kids and is a player. No offense to other people whoa actually like Britney and her hubby. I'm just not a fan.
Nov. 5th, 2005 11:45 pm (UTC)
I've never been a fan, and wont be. Heh. So you're in good company with me. I'm just glad she's getting her comeuppance, if you will.
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