Thesaurus Rex (virtuistic) wrote,
Thesaurus Rex

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How much does work suck?

Let me count the ways...

1. We have no mailbox key. I have no idea how much mail we have, or where it's from.
2. We have no fax machine. Tim took it.
3. We have no envelopes, because Tim took them. So I'm pretty much S.O.L. on sending things to the hq.
4. We have no pens, because Tim took them.
5. We have no logic, no communication, no noffink.
6. We have no documents. All applications, past time sheets, notes, etc that someone might ask about... gone. You guessed it, Tim took 'em.

So in short, I'm left here with two computers - one that barely works, empty file cabinets, and corporate asking me a metric crapton of questions that I can't answer because I don't have any resources. Not only that, but they want me to send stuff to them, so I took one of the payroll envelopes only to found out that we don't have stamps! Not on.

Also, it is rainy and humid. It is gross, and I think I should be given the day off of school. I am terrified of the upcoming weekly quiz. Mmy ego is in critical condition, y'all. Furthermore, I don't wanna sit through the retarded goldfish's class for 2 ungodly hours, or do anything at all, really. I just want to play on my panpipes. Or sit in bed with hot chocolate and a good book.

Raw score: 71%
You're just about as deep in sexual hellfire as a person can get. Virtually no urge, however demented, will go ungratified; practically no boundary will go uncrossed. You're probably proud of your adventurousness, and, honestly, you should be. Few people are confident enough to pursue pleasure on their own terms.

Your morals could sink a bit further, sure, but it's likely that you've got a pretty good idea of what you're into and what you would do...above all you're honest with yourself with what you want. If more people were honest with themselves, you'd have a lot more company down in the flames.

AVOID: the lost souls in sexual heaven and (above all) the denizens of sexual purgatory. You don't need any prudes or wishy-washers in your life.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 50% on hellishness
Link: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Hah! My sex drive will eat your face, RAWR!
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