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Open Letters: Wishful Thinking

An Open Letter to My Clock
Dear Father Time,

I'm in a bit of a fix. I have a metric crapload of reading to do this weekend. Granted, if I devote all of tonight and tomorrow to the cause I could get it done, but I want some "me" time. I need my R&R; specifically, my bike rides and walks around the lake before the big freeze comes and I lock myself indoors and burrow into a mountain of soft, warm textiles. I'd also like time to crochet, clean my room, and most importantly - see a movie or four. God knows how much I've been looking forward to seeing Corpse Bride. I just haven't really had the time. So, I'm just wonderin' if you'll do me a huge favor and extend the weekend by oh, 4 days. I'll owe you one.

Yours,
The Procrastinator

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Another Open Letter to My Broccoli

I'm glad you seem to have read my previous letter and taken it to heart. You were much easier to consume this time around, chopsticks and all. My gratitude is beyond sincere, and deeper than the ocean.

Many thanks,
The (temporarily full) Veggiemonster

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Open Letter to the Retarded Goldfish
Oi! Wanker! "Teacher!"

Quit sucking! Plzkthnxdie.

Cordially,
Paying-too-much-to-put-up-with-your-bullshit Student

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Open Letter to Green Day

Wake up. September is over.

Sincerely,
Punctuality McCalendar

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virtuistic
Oct. 2nd, 2005 03:37 am (UTC)
Oh, don't get me wrong, I love me some Green Day. Dookie was the second album I ever bought, I think. Maybe even the first... no, that was Offspring. Whatever.

I have a bunch of movies that I really want to see. DAMN YOU, OSCAR SEASON!
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virtuistic
Oct. 2nd, 2005 03:44 am (UTC)
well... there's the monetary issue too. Especially seeing as I'm about to splurge on that sound system.
nini_darko
Oct. 2nd, 2005 06:12 am (UTC)



Open Letter to Green Day

Wake up. September is over.

Sincerely,
Punctuality McCalendar



this hit my funny bone hardcore yo. they made a comment about it last night when they played it, something about september is over, you guys can stop playing this song to death now!!
virtuistic
Oct. 2nd, 2005 06:18 am (UTC)
Hee! I'm glad you appreciated it, I was afraid no one would.

I heard it on the radio today and my brain literally went...

"Oh hell ye...wait. September did end."

XD
nini_darko
Oct. 2nd, 2005 07:01 am (UTC)
yup. i feel ya. thank fucking god for that too. there is NO way october can suck as much ass, even if the ass BEGGED for it
and the ass always does. needy bitch
heh sorry, post concert insomnia.
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