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I am most emphatically not down with the sickness.

I swear, if I have somehow contracted what Damon has... ugh. I have no voice, and earlier I was coughing so hard it made me gag. The snnnnrrrrking has gotten a lot better in the past few hours, though. In fact, I can breathe out of my right nostril! It's a miracle! Earlier this morning I could've sworn that I was going to die. Pouring sweat, splitting headache, unable to breathe... I felt like Johnny Depp looked when he took too much adrenachrome in Fear and Loathing. Ew, I tell you what.

Anyway, Happy National Punctuation Day, y'all! Be still, my giddy heart!

1. Reply and I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.

Also stolen from sasha_black, Say something frank,honest or bitchy about 15 people from your f-list.

1. Why must you be in Florida and taunt me with stories of fabulous tropical weather and glorious unrestricted access to rollercoasters? This is decidedly unfair. That being said, beware. I have every intention of coming down and exploiting your newfound residence. Muu huu ha ha ha ha!!

2. This is going to be so obvious. You have heard it many times before, and I'm sure you'll hear it again and again, but it definitely bears repeating until the message sinks in, goddamnit. Therefore, NO PORN!!! Neither shall ye partake of the pr0n, missy. *finger waggles atchoo*

3. Well, it's been a really long time since we've actually talked to one another. I still read your lj, even the posts that are almost completely in German and I will never have any hope of understanding. I hope it's not too late for us, because I feel like we've really grown apart. Still, I'd like to catch up with you sometime soon.

4. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN OMG! Do I need to come down to Madison and kidnap your ass? I'll do it. Seriously hon, you are the hardest person to get ahold of - hands down - but you're totally worth it. I will get ahold of you, oh yes, I will. And we shall flail until your mother joins us.

5. When you called the other night it made my evening. It was really random, and I'm so ecstatic to hear that you kept all those notes. I still have all of mine. Anyway, thank you from the bottom of my heart. I miss you.

6. Good Christ it seems like we've known each other for forever. Back in the good old days of VP we reigned supreme, and still fairly well do. I still think it's odd how close I feel to you. We need to actually meet sometime before you go off to save the world with your awesomeness. :)

7. Welcome back to el-jay! It really bummed me out when you quit writing in it, but I'm really glad that you've come back to the light. I hope your class isn't eating your soul.

8. YOU! You with the being too far away and me missing you like crazy! You with the needing to come back down here to blow shit up and terrorize the high seas! I know, I know. Patience, young grasshopper. Bringit it back to focus...I get it. You know I get it. I know you get it. We get it. That's good - and a little tragic, but we do nevertheless and it means the world to me. I love you, doll.

9. Fuck Lyle Lovette, whoever the fuck that is. ;) No, for real, get your ass back here. NOW. We need to nest.

10. If you didn't live on the opposite side of the globe, we would probably be lovers. After all the indecent comments that sprinkle our livejournals, making them oh-so-colorful, I think that's a safe assesment. Also, I really want to hear some new tunes from you soon.

11. I still have Blue Curacao, which means that you have to come back for a bit. It feels like after you left we just stopped talking. I miss you, give me a ring or fling an IM my way sometime.

12. I still have your poetry portfolio! *heeee heee!!!* Mountain Lion! AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

13. As much as I love you, I feel the need to remind you that politics and alcohol go together like peanut butter and arsenic. If you ever do that to me again, I will throw you in the lake. Still, thanks for going to that movie with me. I think if you mill it around in the 'ol noggin a little more you'll like it.

14. Physics and math make my brain hurt. You must tell me how you have become impervious to their ills.

15. I have only just met you, but you've been an amazing listener. I would gladly run around the Mall of America with a group of weirdos in a effort to steal your bouncyball once more. Especially since no one can rock the pimp hat the way you do.

Faith, Gucci is a freak. I brought out her kennel in an attempt to punish her for ripping through the trash and she will not stop flirting with it now. She goes in voluntarily. She rubs up against it like a cat. She's weird. Also, she has taken to running around the apartment in circles and diving underneath the futon. What have you gotten us into? I think she's gone retarded. In other dog news, I found a food that she really likes. Purina Adult Nutrition: Chicken and Rice Formula. It's even all one color and shape so she can't be a freak about her food too! So, I guess what I'm getting at is... Gucci = Bzuh? 0_o

On a completley unrelated note, doing absolutely nothing is so unbelievably gratifying.

ETA: Prongs
James Potter - you are brave, loyal, courageous and
very protective of anyone and anything. On the
other hand, you're quite aware of your
altogether amazingness and let people feel that
on occasions. You're definitely one of the good
guys, but you could be even better.

Which of the Marauders are you?
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