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*ahem*

*taps the podium*

Ok Class... can anyone tell me what happens when Shelby loses her internet for 8 days? I'll give you 24 hours to guess, then ammend this entry with the correct answer and the best guesses.

Ammendment/Answer

Most of you do know me, and several of you made very correct assesments.

I.E. _____idioteque: SHE GOES OUT OF HER MIND! or in the words of the lovely, though distinctly not as creative as anticipated faithlynn, "crazygonuts." Props on the awesome new word anyway, doll.

Also, both the charming muhnipul8a, whose shirt I happen to be wearing at this exact moment in time, and the brilliant sbryan, who will inevitably become the most accomplished physicist ever, pointed out that I do, in fact, go online at work. As a side note, I am also prone to using an extraordinary amount of commas in one sentence.

HOWEVER, the best response by far belongs to sasha_black with:
"She drinks, smokes, plots a killing spree, and cooks up a storm for more people than she can POSSIBLY smoosh into her apt."
Yes, indeed. Jen, you know me too well.

The answer, is definitely all of the above, plus the following:

She goes back 260 entries on her friends list and reads every. single. entry. Why? Because I love you all to bits and pieces. *muah* I kiss you!

Comments

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worthyopponent
Aug. 19th, 2005 09:04 pm (UTC)
She goes completely crazygonuts?



Will be calling you either tonight or tomorrow night, precious. (Also, I got your voicemail, and n'awwww. *moves back up NOW omg*)
virtuistic
Aug. 19th, 2005 09:05 pm (UTC)
Faithlet! I expected something far more specific from you! You've lived with me, for fuck's sake! ;)

Hee. 'Twas a good story, no? GET YO ASS UP HERE! *snap snap*
worthyopponent
Aug. 20th, 2005 01:34 pm (UTC)
Erm. She starts crawling around on her back, then? Heehee.
virtuistic
Aug. 20th, 2005 01:35 pm (UTC)
That sounds SO dirtyomg.
worthyopponent
Aug. 20th, 2005 02:18 pm (UTC)
But you know it is TRUE. *flees in terror*
virtuistic
Aug. 20th, 2005 04:09 pm (UTC)
But I only crawl on my back in moments of extreme weirdness or contentment.

Internet loss = SUCK. Therefore... no contentment. Try again. ;)
worthyopponent
Aug. 20th, 2005 11:16 pm (UTC)
*loffs all up on you*
worthyopponent
Aug. 20th, 2005 02:24 pm (UTC)
ALSO.
IF YOU ARE ONLINE WHY ARE YOU NOT READING SHOEBOX? *stern*


omgshoebox.
virtuistic
Aug. 20th, 2005 03:59 pm (UTC)
Re: ALSO.
Because I read it already, d-bag.

If you are online why are you not on AIM?
worthyopponent
Aug. 20th, 2005 11:18 pm (UTC)
Re: ALSO.
AHAHA. Tricksy.

(also, the d-bag? not nice. *raspberry*)
sasha_black
Aug. 19th, 2005 09:57 pm (UTC)
She drinks, smokes, plots a killing spree, and cooks up a storm for more people than she can POSSIBLY smoosh into her apt.
virtuistic
Aug. 20th, 2005 03:34 am (UTC)
Clearly I need to marry you.
sasha_black
Aug. 21st, 2005 01:18 pm (UTC)
CLEARLY!!!!!

Finally, you get it. OI!
_____idioteque
Aug. 20th, 2005 01:18 am (UTC)

SHE GOES OUT OF HER MIND.
virtuistic
Aug. 20th, 2005 08:25 pm (UTC)
She goes online at work.
worthyopponent
Aug. 20th, 2005 11:28 pm (UTC)
oh, that is BORING. i am DISAPPOINTED in you.



...and I had such high hopes for your slacker capabilities. clearly you are OUT OF PRACTICE.

(shoebox has made me absolutely loopy and I may or may not be scarred for life stuck like this. i will flail endlessly and never get anything done, ever.)
worthyopponent
Aug. 20th, 2005 11:31 pm (UTC)
HOWEVAH.
ooh, pretty icon. mama winslet! *snuggles*
virtuistic
Aug. 21st, 2005 03:37 am (UTC)
Re: HOWEVAH.
I like it. That was actually A-RON's comment... but douchebag extraordinaire forgot to sign me out and sign in. Go figure.
worthyopponent
Aug. 21st, 2005 02:16 pm (UTC)
Re: HOWEVAH.
ahaheehee.
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