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Fucking Astronauts: A Satire.

Everyone is so thrilled about the launch of the shuttle Discovery. I, on the other hand, am the only person that seems to have an iota of common sense. I see some hypocrisy. How long has everyone been pissing and moaning about the price of gas? How much was just used to launch a space somersault? Aren't we supposed to be conserving? Another thing, I've always been told that we're supposed to learn from History. If you regard the bible as a history, which I do, I have another issue with this launch. Has the Pope forgotten about the tower of Babylon and people building too high to heaven? We're pushin' it... I tell you what. Also... how many people are complaining about how hot summer is? How many people are freaking out about skin cancer? How many environmentalists are enraged by the greenhouse effect? In short...

THIS IS WHY WE HAVE NO O-ZONE LAYER!

Do a flip in outer space, or preserve planet earth? You decide.

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muhnipul8a
Jul. 27th, 2005 04:24 am (UTC)
uh.... they're conducting scientific research, too. i think the 100 million cars in this country alone might have more to do with the ozone. or the rampant purchasing of SUVs. THERE is the problem of overconsumption. not lanuching a spacecraft. the stories in the bible are parables; in babylon's case telling us to remain humble. not telling us we can't pursue knowledge about the universe into space. rock on, NASA.
virtuistic
Jul. 27th, 2005 04:25 am (UTC)
I was kidding. Note the title. "A Satire"
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